What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 15:25

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.